Bad parking, my street edition

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/15/2015 at 17:26 • Filed to: Parking

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Along my front yard fence, there is room for 2 vehicles to comfortably parallel park and be on the shoulder, off the road, and distanced from the next car. Well like clockwork, a wild idiot appears

He is parked mostly in the street AND over both spaces. He could have at least pulled forward, or back, and left room for another to park though still stick out in the street. Or at worst, just gotten out of the street and take up 2 spots. But no, he went full no-fucks.

I was quite upset initially, but then I grabbed my measuring tape. There are 70 inches between him and my fence. SEVENTY. In other words you can actually fit ANOTHER SMALL VEHICLE between him and the fence! Which is exactly what I did.

My drivers door is lined up with his rear fender. Plenty of room for me to get out too.

Here are some helpful doodles for a plan view:

Didn’t bother to leave a note. I did still have room after all :)

dogisbadob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2015 at 17:32

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If it’s a GSR you cna give them a pass since it will most likely be stolen soon anyway :(

crowmolly > dogisbadob 06/15/2015 at 17:36

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Hell, it’s probably a stolen car now!

desertdog5051 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2015 at 17:46

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If I had not parked there before, I would be leery of parking so close to your fence. But I would have left enough room in front or back of me for another car. Maybe you should put a sign indicating how close to park to the fence.

Such are the 1st world problems when you live in an urban area.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2015 at 18:20

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Cool Mountaineer!

And now I know where you live.

Tohru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/15/2015 at 18:22

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Call and have him towed.

signintoburnerlol > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/16/2015 at 19:41

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I’m confused.

You’re supposed to park on someones grass??

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > signintoburnerlol 06/16/2015 at 19:42

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It’s the shoulder, city property. The grass you see is like 4 shiny weeds in the gravel.